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We were at a very fancy party tonight. Suits or tuxedos for the men, dresses for the women. Good food, good band. I ate some food that isn’t part of my normal diet and drank some vodka (Skyy, didn’t taste different enough to justify the premium price) and that led to… A huge fart, as we were talking with a group of people my Significant Other works with. And when I say huge I mean HUGE! Out of nowhere, totally unexpected. For a moment everybody stood there stunned, unable to speak and unable to breathe (let’s just say the smell was as pungent as the fart was loud). The one of the women started laughing and everybody joined in–thanks for the open bar!

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