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I couldn’t help myself. This morning I was in the checkout line at Safeway and cut one loose. A long, low, stuttering fart. There was no one behind me, good thing, though the cashier tried to hide her disgust. As I walked away she made a face to a co-worker a couple of lanes over.

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